Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 31, May 2006
Section:You've Been Logged
Author:Firedemon

You've Been Logged!

Firedemon Gets Greedy

This installment of You've Been Logged brings a death of a Firedemon.

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Elizabethan tearoom.
Players:
Alakazam the necromancess
Celestro the superheroine
*You will now get an automatic MAP command performed every time you issue a movement command.
To cancel it, use UNAUTO MAP.
*zw
You step through the opening into a blurred patchwork of greens and browns, which whirl around you in seemingly aimless patterns until they suddenly slide into shape...
Ancient orchard.
On the ground there is a large stick.
*wh k1
1 in the place known as "goblin lair".
*zw
Fast-flowing river.
Beating its wings above you is an incensed dragonfly!
*wz
North lush pasture.
A sweet little daisy chain has fallen here.
*zw
West lush pasture.
*zw
You are waylaid in a fuming swamp.
*zw
You're already here! Have a look around if you don't believe me!
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "hi".
*re got 2 warlocks now
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "cool".
*i
You are carrying the following:
nothing.
*wh wf
1 in the place known as "under giant double bed".
3 carried by the goblin8.

2 carried by the goblin9.
1 in the place known as "dwarf kitchen".
1 inside the briefcase.

1 carried by the hunchback.
1 in the place known as "southeastern corner of cloisters".
1 in the place known as "pantheon".
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "jarlsberg was on before but he got killed by g9 and g8".

[edited to remove superfluous log]

*zw
You are waylaid in a fuming swamp.
*zw
You're already in the swamp, take a look you myopic dumbo.
*zw
You're already in the swamp, take a look you myopic dumbo.
*obit
The following players have died in fights this reset:
(Jarlsberg the warlock), killed by 2 goblins.
Celestro the superheroine tells you "he was invis aswell".
*re :(
*sc
name: Alakazam
sex: female
strength: 100 effective strength: 96
dexterity: 100 effective dexterity: 98
stamina: 115 max: 115
magic: 108
score: 39,352 points this game: 125 points value: 7,945 points
level: 8 necromancess
weight carried: 4kg max: 100kg
objects carried: 1 max: 12
games played: 62
glowing
current site: the place known as "caved-in grave".
No. of Tasks completed: 2 - #3 #6
Time left until survival bonus: 28m 28s
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "he should have killed them".
*rs
Your spell works!
Caved-in grave.
The power of the magic has put you to sleep!
*You have just been woken up!
Your stamina is 115.
Celestro the superheroine tells you "want to help wi g8 and g9?".
*re ok
*i
You are carrying the following:
the staff0 and the scarab.
Weight carried: 4kg 500g/100kg.
Objects carried: 2/12.
*qw
Alakazam the necromancess
Celestro the superheroine
*i
You are carrying the following:
the staff0 and the scarab.
Weight carried: 4kg 500g/100kg.
Objects carried: 2/12.
*i
You are carrying the following:
the staff0 and the scarab.
Weight carried: 4kg 500g/100kg.
Objects carried: 2/12.
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "they're worth 1,387 pts each".
*wh wf
1 in the place known as "under giant double bed".
3 carried by the goblin8.

2 carried by the goblin9.
1 in the place known as "dwarf kitchen".
1 inside the briefcase.

1 carried by the hunchback.
1 in the place known as "southeastern corner of cloisters".
1 in the place known as "pantheon".
*Celestro the superheroine tells you "meet before gate".
*o
Rotting room.
A partly-decomposed ghoul leers at you through yellowed teeth. The ghoul is carrying a hatchet.
*o
Tomb room.


[edited to remove superfluous log]

*n
Passage.
Celestro the superheroine has just arrived.
*n
Goblin lair.
An evil-looking goblin (goblin9) stares at you, madly. The goblin9 is carrying 2 wafers. An evil-looking goblin (goblin8) stares at you, madly. The goblin8 is wearing a cape, and is carrying 3 wafers and a broadsword. A rusty key can be seen here. A golden amulet lies on the floor, inscribed with intricate lettering. A sailable coracle, large enough for one, has been left here. The coracle contains an urn, a mandrake1, a hedgehog, a die and a chart. A violin bow has been put here. A frayed, dusty monk's cowl has been abandoned here. The door is closed.
Celestro the superheroine has just arrived.
*You hear sounds of combat, as the goblin8 attacks Celestro the superheroine.
You hear sounds of combat, as the goblin9 attacks Celestro the superheroine.
*You hear a swishing sound, as the goblin9 misses Celestro the superheroine.
You hear a swishing sound, as Celestro the superheroine misses the goblin9.
You hear a stumble, as the goblin8 misses Celestro the superheroine.
You hear a crack, as Celestro the superheroine hits the goblin8.
*You hear a parried blow, as the goblin8 misses Celestro the superheroine with his broadsword.
You hear a shudder, as Celestro the superheroine misses the goblin8.
*g wf f goblin
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer11 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer9 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer0 without joining in the fight against him.
*g wf f goblin
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer11 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer9 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer0 without joining in the fight against him.
*g wf f goblin
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer11 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer9 without joining in the fight against him.
You can't get close enough to the goblin8 to steal his wafer0 without joining in the fight against him.
*You hear a slicing sound, as the goblin9 hits Celestro the superheroine.
You hear a dull thud, as Celestro the superheroine hits the goblin9 with her dagger0.
*ql m,o
I don't know the word "m".
*The goblin8 advances towards you, wielding the broadsword.
*The goblin8 hits you (106/115).
You hit the goblin8 (1-4).
The goblin8 looks superficially injured.
You hear a slicing sound, as the goblin9 hits Celestro the superheroine.
You hear a parried blow, as Celestro the superheroine misses the goblin9 with her dagger0.
You hear a dull thud, as the goblin8 hits Celestro the superheroine with his broadsword.
You hear sinews tearing, as Celestro the superheroine hits the goblin8 with her dagger0.
*ql mo
The goblin8 looks to have minor injuries.
The goblin9 looks superficially injured.
*use wp
You are now using the staff0 to fight!
*You hear a slicing sound, as the goblin8 hits Celestro the superheroine with his broadsword.
You hear fast movement, as Celestro the superheroine misses the goblin8 with her dagger0.
*Celestro the superheroine has tried to steal the wafer9 from the goblin8, who has noticed...
*The goblin9 is glaring at you venomously.
*g wf f foe
You reach for the wafer2, but it leaves you more exposed in your fight...
Wafer2 stolen from goblin9.
*The goblin9 hits you (91/115).
You miss the goblin9.
The goblin9 hits you (81/115).
The goblin9 hits you (79/115).
The goblin8 hits you (50/115).
You miss the goblin8.
*Celestro the superheroine has fled by trying to go out.
A wicked-looking dagger has been dropped here.
*ear wf
I don't know the word "ear".
*eat wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(+3 = 39,374).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 90.
*The goblin9 hits you (81/115).
You hit the goblin9 (10-14).
The goblin9 looks to have minor injuries.
The goblin8 hits you (71/115).
You miss the goblin8.
*The goblin9 has picked up the dagger0.
The goblin9 has started to use the dagger0 to fight!
The goblin9 misses you.
You miss the goblin9.
The goblin8 hits you (59/115).
You miss the goblin8.
*The goblin9 hits you (30/115).
You miss the goblin9.
The goblin8 hits you (2/115).
You hit the goblin8 (5-9).
The goblin8 looks to have minor injuries.
*g wf f foe
You reach for the wafer11, but it leaves you more exposed in your fight...
The goblin8 doesn't notice your unsuccessful attempt to steal his wafer11...
You reach for the wafer9, but it leaves you more exposed in your fight...
The goblin8 doesn't notice your unsuccessful attempt to steal his wafer9...
You reach for the wafer0, but it leaves you more exposed in your fight...
The goblin8 doesn't notice your unsuccessful attempt to steal his wafer0...
*The goblin9 hits you.
You feel your identity deserting...
The goblin9 has killed you.

Scarab dropped.
Staff0 dropped.
Not updating persona.


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