When I make wiz, I will:

• Get drunk
• Pretend to not hear when Turrican says I only made it because he wasn't on
• Find some Mortals
• Dance with Mortals
• Make a creature
• Crash MUD, because the game doesn't allow world serpents crossing more than one room
• Apologise
• Make fireworks
• Spend some time in that room with all the neato items
• Read the huge unreadable book
• Warm my toes on the fire in the wizroom
• Snoop
• More specifically, snoop Turrican's wizmort
• Choose a ludicrous prefix
• Colour it in several eye-blinding shades
• Prefix every mortal that enters the game
• Ask to be made a wizard again please, I promise I'll be good
• Find out if it's really true what they say about the Maiden
• Find out if it's really true what they say about the Queen Dwarf
• Find out if it's really true what they say about the Exceptionally Large Goblin
• Dance with the devil by the pale moonlight
• Apologise, and concede that Hawumph isn't actually the devil
• Not kill any mortals
• Except the annoying ones, and then by noble FOD
• Flaunt the awesome and magnificent power, largely by chain fodding and resurrecting the vampire
• Design a bad quest
• Spend a bit more time on it
• Design a good quest
• Try to sneak a "baloon" into the game
• Ask to be made back into a wiz. Again.
• And last of all ... wake up, and realise it was all a sweetly scented lavender dream. Awwww.