Crazyfool's Column

Well, look what the coot dragged in. You're a mess. Before I start, I'd like to provide my readers with a quick "Silly" update. If you remember last time I was campaigning for Silly to be permanently banned from MUDII due to his extreme stupidity and lack of friends. Silly has now become depressed and withdrew into his home but we followed. Sonic and me camped outside his house, committing racist dances and unspeakable acts with his mouse port. Silly has now apologized for being an arse and now can continue to play as normal. However, Sonic isn't as nice a person as me and latest updates indicate he may marry Silly's dog to gain access to the house. See what happens when Sonic doesn't get a site in the caved in grave?

Crowley. The name alone brings images of success, glory and power. That was until he was cruelly cut down in his prime and was forced to face Rosie with a look of disappointment and failure. You did well Crowley but as I have said before, the prosthetic left arm WILL be a hindrance when it comes to mass fleeing. As Crowley ploughs back up to Mage, I caught up with Crowley as he reached the swamp. Heres what happened:

Crazyfool - Crowley man, can you spare a moment?

Crowley - Yeah ... erm ... sure.

Crazyfool - What's in the boat Crowley?

Crowley - Nothing ... erm ... damn

Crazyfool - Flowers ... you're swamping flowers! What a loser!

Crowley - Listen, I'm gutted, I don't know what else to d ...

Crazyfool - What a complete idiot! Jesus, Carl's better than this ...

Sorry, went well off on a tangent there! Anyway, yours truly has got himself a few mages recently. Most have died horribly, usually to evil pks or goblins but you fear not fool fans. If you like dramatic mage deaths, horrible catheter humour and a strange musky odour ... Billygoat is being dewizzed so ... all good! Talking of Billygoat, there are rumours that this complete loser has made a quest. However, last time no one apart from me showed up so we played it together. I died to a blackbird.

The lesson?

Dewiz Billygoat.

Simple.

It's coming. Yes. As you read this, the mudmeet weekend will be just kicking off and I tell you, it's going to be good. A quiz, pub meals, booze, Foddy and a whole lot more. So, what kind of meet does a Crazyfool organise. Well, it will be the same as any other except I plan to get off my face by 6pm on Saturday and probably pull Hawumph. He's saving me a place in his room, but it's NOT comfy. Some sacrifices are needed to make wiz ...

Now, it's Po's section of the column simply called "You all hate me". I bid you all adieu.

"I've had a f**king enough of this sh*t game and all you f**king wizzes. Every time I come on a mobile attacks me and I know you make it. You set the touchstone to auto kill and make the keep have more than f**king four floors. I've had enough. I'm leaving and you, "Crazyfool", you can blow it out your **ki."

I can't apologize enough. OK. Back up plan. Pippins column called "Pippins World". Again, I big. Ciao.

"The interesting thing about wellingtons is ..."

Forget it. I give up. Later all.

Till next time.

Crazyfool