Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 9, April 2001
Section:Fiction
Author:Foddy

I Will P K ...

(to the tune of I Will Survive)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinkin' I could never live without your mage alive
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you stole my kit
And I grew fit
And I learned to kill a bit

And so you're back, from that restore
I just walked in to find you here, I'd so wished you'd be no more
I should have trampled on your bones
I should have made a bigger fuss
If I had known for just one second you'd back to bother us!

Go on now go, just type Q Q
Just quit the game now, you must know we won't miss you.
Weren't you the one who said you'd help me stay alive
Did you think me stupid?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I.
I will P K
For as long as I know how to kill
I'll hunt you every day
I've got all my stam to use
And I've got all my points to lose, but I will P K.
I will P K
Hey hey ...

It took all the strength I had not to forgive you
Kept tryin' hard to find a way to start completely new
And I spent oh so many nights
Just beating up the little guys.
I used to cry.
But now I hold my sword up high

And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that clumsy little P K now that I killed you
And so you came back to the game
And didn't expect me to be mean
But I'm savin' all my killin' for you now you're on the scene

Go on now go, just type Q Q
Just quit the game now, you must know we won't miss you.
Weren't you the one who said you'd help me stay alive
Did you think me stupid?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I.
I will P K
For as long as I know how to kill
I'll hunt you every day
I've got all my stam to use
And I've got all my points to lose but I'll P K.
I will P K
Hey hey ...


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