Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 5, August 2000
Section:Fiction
Author:Morloc


MUD2 - Thorin's Tale
Chapter 2 - A Friend in Need is a Friend in ...... errr A Fur and a Fez?


The cottage seems to be as you left it all those years ago, except for thick translucent layer of dust covering all shelves and furniture. With the fire now burning merrily you sit down in your father's comfy old chair and gaze into the dancing flames flickering shadows around the room. 

"Good memories for you?" asks the sword. 

You remain silent and just continue to gaze as the fire's hypnotic properties dull the confusion in your head. 

< Thud > 

Your combat senses kick in to the sudden sound and with lightening reactions you assume a fighting stance with sword firmly a grip, knocking a glass fruit dish and its aged contents into the fire. 

"Not so tight, not so tight," the sword mumbles. 

"sshhh!..we're not alone," you whisper 

You look around the room as the fires shadows dance about causing confusion to your eyes. 

< Thud ...Mumble > 

"There it is again," you whisper , sensing that the noise is emanating from the hallway. 

"Its probably just a rat. Those pesky vermin are just a pain in the hilt!" Gleams valetant. 

You edge towards the dimly lit hallway, not knowing what may be there. 

< Mumble, Mumble >

"That's no rat!" you whisper. 

As the hall seems empty you realize that there can only be one logical place the noise is coming from. A vision of your father and yourself as a boy fills your mind. The built in cupboard was a great place to hide when you was young. With the door slightly set in from the adjoining wall it was easily forgotten. A safe house when eluding an angry father after something had accidentally been broken. It had to be the cupboard and so with the tip of the sword you flick the latch and open the door ajar.

< Mumble, Mumble, Thud >

There before you is what seems to be a young dwarf tied up, gagged and wearing a fur coat and a fez. Unable to to control your sniggers you blurt out in laughter. You savour the moment, as a sight like this is very far and few between. Helpless in every way the dwarf retaliates with just a mean glare. Finally pity gets the better of you and with a few well judged slices of the sword you free the dwarf. 

"So ya think that's funny do ya?"

< Stomp!! >

Dropping the sword and grabbing your foot in pain form the dwarfs stamp you hop around the hall. 

"Now that's funny!" Chuckles the dwarf waving valetant in its hand. 

"Nice sword too, gotta be worth summink" he says rubbing the hilt with his elbow. 

"That's what you think you mine dwelling miniature," shines valetant and with that the sword emits a bright white hot glow. 

The heat it too much for even the thick skinned dwarf who immediately drops the sword in pain. You lurch for the sword and roll to your feet. With one clean flick of the wrist the sword glides effortless through the damp air to within a fairies wing of the boastful dwarf. 

"Err < Gulp > I... I can see you have the better of me once again. You are an adversary worth having on ones side! I am Odin, third cousin to King Colrom ruler of the dwarfen realm or what's left of it," bows the dwarf waving his hand in the air in a theatrical manor.

"I am Thorin and this is Valetant" you reply retracting the sword to your side. 
"So its true then, the dwarfen realm has been taken over?" you ask 

The plump looking dwarf just glumly nods "Has been many nights since I've entered the realm in fear of what my own family would do to me!....Something has taken their will yet they continue to mine tin at a faster rate than ever before. It just doesn't make sense."

"So why weren't you affected then?" you ask curiously 

"I was in the hallowed chamber at the time....err looking for the fabled icons," replies Odin, producing a crimson cloth from underneath the fur. 

"But all I found was this useless curtain. When I returned I immediately sensed something was wrong especially when I saw goblins working with the rest of the dwarfs. I ran as fast as I could but those horrid creatures caught me and tied me up here and said they'd be back for dinner later."

Odin sits on the bottom step of the stairs, takes a deep breath and continues... 

"I've been in that dam cupboard for about three nights now. Still, thanks to you I wont be the main ingredients to goblin stew." 

You grin and tell Odin "As you owe me a favour now, you can help me find my father and discover what on earth is going on!"

Spitting on his hand and extending it, Odin replies "My word is my bond, and I will help."

You continue to talk until the late hours of the night, exchanging stories and amusing tales. Barricading the cottage for the night seems the most sensible thing to do and so you and your stocky new friend get to work making the cottage secure. 

"I'm sure my father wont mind us using his study bookcase as a barricade," You say to Odin as you both take the strain of the surprisingly heavy bookcase. 

< Hiss > 

The smell of fungal air fills the study as the vacuum of air is broken from the sealed room from behind the well used bookcase. 

"Young Thorin I think you've found it!" Shines valetant brightly 

Puzzled, Odin ponders "Found what exactly?" as he scratches his head 

"Your fathers sorcery room of course," comments the sword. 

You both walk down the corridor until you reach an old well carved door with symbols around its smooth frame. Reaching for the door handle you are rudely barged to one side by the dwarf. Odin begins to look at the symbols following around the frame until near to the handle he stops. 

"Booby trapped...and an extremely good one too. Magical traps aren't passable only by magic users!" exclaims Odin smugly 

"Just touching the door would probably leave you in a pile of dust or rat fodder!" grins Odin. 
"Great. So I need magic to get magic!" you say with a defeatist expression. 

"Magic you need?...that's easy, why didn't you say. All you need is the touchstone," explains Odin "Once touched then magic will become yours. But be warned only a true heart and the good lady luck on your side will you succeed!"

"And if not?" you ask worryingly

"No one really knows, except that its rumoured that those who fail are never seen again and only their possessions remain!"

You make your way back to the light of the study turning back to Odin.

"Let us rest my small friend and tomorrow you shall show me this stone!" you say with purpose. 

Odin remains in the darkness of the corridor, out of site until he faintly whispers "I didn't say I knew where you could find it though!...Oh why do I always get myself into these messes. Pinching stuff is far more lucrative and less dangerous...Oh well what the hell, I could do a lot worse." 

And so with the last candle being doused, "Good Nights" being exchanged, you both get comfy in your chosen beds and soon fall deep into sleep with just the faint hum and crackle of the fire to give your dreams a comforting friend.

Hi all from Morloc -Please let me know if you dont like this and Ill stop! :)


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