Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 29, March 2005
Section:You've Been Logged
Author:Joejitzu

You've Been Logged!

Joejitzu the eternal Death of the Month

This installment of You've Been Logged brings one of many deaths of Joejitzu. See the DOTM for a couple more!

Please send your amsuing log extracts to editor@muddled-times.com. Don't forget! Every log we use is worth 250 points.

*Small bay.
*n.n.gax mo.qn.s.s
Steep slope.
Fixed into the ground is a weatherworn signpost. 
*Steep slope.
You are standing on a steep slope, leading upwards to the north. At the top,
there levels out a plateau on the top of the rock which is this island. East is
forest, south and west more wilderness. Beating its enormous wings above you is
an immense, fire-breathing dragon! You espy a beautiful, mid-blue sapphire here.
Cultivated here is a curious herb. 
*The dragon is snarling at you furiously.
*Wolfsbane1 taken.
Sapphire0 taken.
*Looking northward, you see a place known as "ring of stones". It appears to be
empty.
Looking eastward, you see a place known as "sloping forest". It contains a tree
root, a sickle and a toadstool.
Looking southward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a
signpost.
Looking westward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a bell0.
Looking southeastward, you see a place known as "fairy ring". It appears to be
empty.
Looking northwestward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It appears to be
empty.
*You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*The dragon hits you (85/119).
You miss the dragon.
*g bx f cc
You're already holding the cardboard box0!
*The dragon hits you (71/119).
You miss the dragon.
*qi
You are wearing the following:
 the cape and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
 the wolfsbane1, the chart, the barometer, the cardboard box0,
the firestone0, the axe0, the coracle, the cross and the sapphire0.
 The coracle contains:
 the icicle, 2 stoppered vials, the blind brass monkey0 and the
piece of paper.
 The stoppered vial1 contains:
 a potion1.
 The stoppered vial0 contains:
 a potion0.
 The cardboard box0 contains:
 the mandrake0, the hedgehog and 2 wafers.
*l
Steep slope.
You are standing on a steep slope, leading upwards to the At the top, there
levels out a plateau on the top of the rock which is this island. East is
forest, south and west more wilderness. Beating its enormous wings above you is
an immense, fire-breathing dragon! 
*The dragon misses you.
You miss the dragon.
*eat wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(Persona saved on +1 = 53,170).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 103.
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(Persona saved on +0 = 53,170).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 113.
*dp al f o.f o.ga
You remove the cape.
You remove the nightcap.
*You cannot go out from here.
You have changed experience level from warlock to necromancer. You can use
SUPERFLEE/SUPERQUIT again, until you get back up to warlock...
(Persona saved on -4,759 = 48,411).
Sapphire0 dropped.
Wolfsbane1 dropped.
Chart dropped.
Barometer dropped.
Cardboard box0 dropped.
Nightcap dropped.
Key1 dropped.
Cape dropped.
Firestone0 dropped.
Axe0 dropped.
Coracle dropped.
Cross dropped.
You have fled by trying to go out.
HAWUMPH! The dragon incinerates you with its fiery breath.
*SSSSssszz...AUGH! Yes, you just got burned...
(15/119).
Sapphire0 taken.
Wolfsbane1 taken.
Chart taken.
Barometer taken.
Cardboard box0 taken.
Nightcap taken.
Key1 taken.
Cape taken.
Firestone0 taken.
Axe0 taken.
Coracle taken.
Cross taken.
*qn
Looking northward, you see a place known as "ring of stones". It appears to be
empty.
Looking eastward, you see a place known as "sloping forest". It contains a tree
root, a sickle and a toadstool.
Looking southward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a
signpost.
Looking westward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a bell0.
Looking southeastward, you see a place known as "fairy ring". It appears to be
empty.
Looking northwestward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It appears to be
empty.
*The dragon is snarling at you ominously...
*la
OK, Joejitzu the necromancer laughs.
*The dragon hits you (10/119).
You miss the dragon.
*ret wp
You're not strong enough to wield an axe0.
*The dragon hits you.
You feel your soul fading away...
The dragon has killed you.
Cross dropped.
Coracle dropped.
Axe0 dropped.
Firestone0 dropped.
Cape dropped.
Key1 dropped.
Nightcap dropped.
Cardboard box0 dropped.
Barometer dropped.
Chart dropped.
Wolfsbane1 dropped.
Sapphire0 dropped.
Not updating persona.


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