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Whilst perusing the last Muddled-Times,
I saw there was one of my rhymes
That I sent to the Ed,
Hoping it would be read
And give someone a chuckle at times.
But then I started to choke,
And I wondered if this was a joke!
'Cos the Ed wrote 'Vordai,
the bard, is a guy!'
And I swear! I'm a girl! Not a bloke!
So, I hope you don't think that I'm sad,
For getting a teensy bit mad.
If it's not too much trouble,
(Make it quick, on the double!)
Give me mammaries and take back the nads!
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