You've Been Logged!

Parlight

Welcome to this, the first installment of You've Been Logged. We aim to bring you the funniest, the wackiest and most cringeworthy logs you've ever seen!

This issue, we see Marlight getting hit by spot of bad luck ... let's hope it doesn't strike twice!

Please send your amusing log extracts to editor@muddled-times.com. Don't forget! Every log we use is worth 250 points!

Cliff. *w As you approach the edge of the cliff, the rock starts to crumble. Hurriedly, you retreat as you begin to feel the ground give way under your feet! *open para The parasol0 is already unfurled, you untrusting soul... *You now feel up to attacking other players, should you so desire. *Your magic feels to have warmed up. *e West pasture. *e East pasture. *e Cave. A slightly stooped old man is standing here. The man is wearing a ring0 and a watch, and is carrying a blade. *w The man trudges off. *East pasture. *n In front of hut. *n Gorse. *w Vegetable garden. Growing here is a large, leafy spinach. *w Path. *s Hall. A rusty key can be seen here. The kitchen door is locked shut. *s The kitchen door's shut, can't you see, you berk? *w Fitted wardrobe. An ancient scroll has been placed here. A moth-eaten fur coat lies strewn at your feet. Close by stands a handsome, red fez. *wh bag 1 in the place known as "bottom of waterfall". *e Hall. A rusty key can be seen here. The kitchen door is locked shut. *n Path. It is raining heavily. *w Flower garden. It is raining heavily. A tall, splendid iris grows here. Cultivated here is a curious herb. *w Cliff. It is raining heavily. *i You are carrying the following: the parasol0. Weight carried: 700g/100kg. Objects carried: 1/12. *jump over Over you go! For some reason, you don't plummet like a stone. Falling off cliff. It is raining heavily. *> PTSSSH < A bright flash of lightning forks down and strikes your parasol. (36/110). The parasol0 falls apart. With nothing to slow your fall, you suddenly drop from the sky and scrunch yourself on the rocks below. What a way to discover gravity... (-865 = 42,026). Overall, you lost 865 points this game.