Issue: | Issue 19, December 2002 |
Section: | News & Gossip |
Author: | Crazyfool |
Crazyfool's Column
It's been a mad few months. I thought I was a big man and decided to start
my own site. However after Karya's thugs trashed my modem and broke my
sister's legs I decided to shut down my site and transfer my writing "skills"
to here. Now everyone's happy and my pets are safe and well. OK. Firstly
Billygoat has made wiz. What a dick. You stop playing for a few weeks and
your mate goes and gets you drunk and forces you to play badly ... yeah ...
Anyway. Did I mention that I met Billygoat and well ... it all went wrong. He was
shouting about catheters and I didn't do it, OK. I can see what's gonna
happen. It's like everything else. I start doing sommet and everyone thinks
I'm stupid. Two years later it's cool.
But hey, this aint a rant and I'm not
Jericho. Wait ... no I'm not. Mike WAS back. Yes, the mechanical-man Mike made
much mayhem on mud. He swiftly made friends with all the other highlifes
such as Dirk and ... erm ... me ... and died a lot. Now he's gone. He thinks he can
just quit like that? Well. We know where you live Mike and Dr Bartle will
be round soon, and he will ... let down the tyres on your bike, urinate in the
gas tank and leave faeces on your saddle and handlebars! Then we will see
who the best player is! Heh!?!?
Zordell seems to be hanging around the team room like ones of Joey's classic
silent but deadlies. But she's a lot nicer smelling and is a better driver.
Just. She's back and has spoken to me. Shes proof that I was popular
once. Serenety however has disappeared. Gone. Vammooose! Last time we spoke
she said she was getting married ... to ... oh ... I don't know ..... Po? Oh no, now I'm
thinking about Po, Serenety and Seamus together ...
I must stop being so lewd. Karya's got a nice site going and I'm lowering the
tone ... again! Anyway, I'm going now. Remember ... I am ... Crazyfool ... and I
probably wont get past yeoman. I wish someone would make yeoman a more
attractive level, like spells you can only use at yeoman. I demand that
someone make yeoman sommet to be proud of. God bless you yeomans out there!!
Crazyfool
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