Muddled Times - Limericks from The Land

There was a wise man from Mudland
Who knew everything from the sky to the sand
One day he bumped into Old Barry
Who wondered why the wise man was in a hurry
So toasted him and made himself a curry

Once upon a time when the land was wet
A dwarf called Frank got a dog for a pet
He named his dog Rover
And told him to roll over
But Rover just looked and peed down Frank's leg

There was a farmer's wife
Who got into a little strife
She went to the monestery
For a bit of prosperity
And came back with a monk on her back

There was an iron golem called Castor
Who guarded his icons of value with valour
A little hero tried to get into his prize
But the golem laughed at his size
And taunted the hero back home