Do you want to win fabulous prizes for completing a simple puzzle testing your MUD2 knowledge? Don't we all! Maybe next time - but until then, we have a fiendishly difficult crossword puzzle for you to complete. The first three correct entries get fabulous ... egos!

1a How both the tazza and a candle may be described. (10) 7a The number of '11 down's in the game. (3) 9a The clown appears to be made of this. (5) 12a A loud noise, caused by excessive stroking. (3) 13a This inquisitive mammal is rarely seen. (5) 14a What in the wolfbane's description could kill the Cat? (7) 16a The most awesome room in the game is sometimes reduced to this. (3) 17a The shape of one of many ways to prevent a beating by force. (7) 18a Find a toilet, you ill-mannered oaf! (3) 19a The beginnings of an ancient game within the game. (10)

1d The lobster or crab is a good example of one of these. (10) 2d Roy's initials. (2) 3d A creature no more deadly than the ram. (3) 4d The smallest sort of mobile! (2) 5d A player who may one day raise the dead. (5) 6d Another way of abandoning a tour. (5) 8d You are drawn to the sublime beauty of this ... (10) 10d Picking this legendary flower could leave you stone cold. (8) 11d You'd look right through these if you were giant. (8) 15d I always seem to run into this in the shrubbery. (5) 16d You may well have to do your nut in to get this. (5)