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| Issue: | Issue 29, March 2005 |
| Section: | News & Gossip |
| Author: | Crowley |
Death of the Month
Joejitzu, Joejitzu, you don't know what... hit-ju. Ok, needs some
work.
This issue's DOTM is wholely dedicated to that self-motivated suicide
machine, Joejitzu. Such dedication to the cause of personal immolation
should be lauded, congratulated, and most of all, laughed at. Hooray
for Joe! First off we see him swig down a couple of vials, leading to
an eight stamina creature summon, and a rather unpleasant end. Then we
move swiftly onwards to the shameful humiliation of death at the hands
of a hero. Better luck next time Joe!
Death of the Month: September 2004
The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(Persona saved on +10 = 28,632).
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
You were invisible anyway...
(*)Ahh! Relief! Furthermore, the potty magically cleans itself
afterwards! What a convenience!
(*)pour cc f phial
Potion7 poured into opened phial0.
Not all of the potion7 will fit in the opened phial0, some
remains in the coracle.
(*)dri phial
wee pot
The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(Persona saved on +10 = 28,642).
You were blind anyway...
The zombie3 has been summoned.
Someone is about to attack you.
The magpie has been summoned.
The zombie1 has been summoned.
Someone is about to attack you.
The zombie5 has been summoned.
Someone is about to attack you.
The zombie6 has been summoned.
Someone is about to attack you.
(*)Your instinct for survival boldly dismisses the demands of
your bladder! You're obviously not quite as frightened as you thought you
were...
[Literary aside: Robert Burns described a frightened mouse as
a "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie", which is rather appropriate
for the particular function you thought to perform].
(*)Someone hits you.
You feel your very soul stopping...
Someone has killed you.
Not updating persona.
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Death of the Month: October 2004
Tirnanog the hero looks to have minor injuries.
You hit the ogre (1-4).
The ogre looks seriously injured.
The ogre misses you.
*The ogre suddenly gives a loud "HIC!".
Tirnanog the hero misses you.
You hit Tirnanog the hero (10-14).
Tirnanog the hero looks to have minor injuries.
You hit the ogre (5-9).
The ogre looks seriously injured.
The ogre misses you.
*g bag f tirnanog
You reach for the bag0, but it leaves you more exposed in your
fight...
Tirnanog the hero notices your attempt to steal his bag0...
*You hit the ogre (15-19).
The ogre looks critically injured.
The ogre misses you.
The ogre misses you.
The ogre hits you (45/105).
*Tirnanog the hero hits you (25/105).
You hit Tirnanog the hero (20-29).
Tirnanog the hero looks seriously injured.
*The ogre suddenly gives a loud "HIC!".
*You hit the ogre (10-14).
The ogre looks close to death.
The ogre misses you.
*Tirnanog the hero hits you (17/105).
You hit Tirnanog the hero (15-19).
Tirnanog the hero looks critically injured.
Lying to the side is a huge, wooden club.
You hit the ogre (15-19).
You have killed the ogre.
(+158 = 27,016).
The ogre has just passed on.
*Tirnanog the hero misses you.
You hit Tirnanog the hero (10-14).
Tirnanog the hero looks critically injured.
*Tirnanog the hero hits you.
You feel your very soul halting...
Tirnanog the hero has killed you.
Ring6 dropped.
Axe0 dropped.
Terracotta vase2 dropped.
Firestone1 dropped.
Not updating persona.
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Many thanks to Hawumph and Turrican for the short-notice log snipping. You
guys! No, you guys!
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