Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 28, September 2004
Section:Articles
Author:Firedemon

In Celebration of Firedemon and Demonesss' Wedding

On Thursday 5th August 2004 in the presence of Hawumph, Firedemon and Demonesss joined together in Holy Matrimony. Here follows the ceronomy. Be warned.
*snif
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer snifs.
*Kitty the high-priestess claps.
*Kitty the high-priestess coughs.
*Zordell the delirious warrior smiles.
*la
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer laughs.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "ok".
*Kitty the high-priestess says "You have come here today, firedemon and
demoness, because you believe that by being together your lives will be
better and more productive than they would be apart.".
*say OK if there any bets plz make them now
Firedemon the sorcerer says "OK if there any bets plz make them now".
*Kitty the high-priestess tuts.
*Laura the warlock laughs.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "shhh".
*Kitty the high-priestess says "If any of you know cause, or just
impediment, why these two persons should not be joined together in holy
Matrimony, you are to declare it.".
*Kitty the high-priestess eyes Zordell the delirious warrior.
*Zordell the delirious warrior shakes her head.
*whisper zordell sshhh
Firedemon the sorcerer whispers "zordell sshhh".
*Zordell the delirious warrior gulps.
*Nemesis the hero says "i think firedemon swings both ways".
*Laura tries to think of a reason, but fails.
*agree
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer agrees.
*Nemesis the hero grins.
*act humps nemesis
You act as if Firedemon humps nemesis
*Kitty the high-priestess says "ok we shall begin".
*nod
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer nods.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "In honor of the solemn pledge you are about
to make, and symbolizing its unbroken perpetuity, please join right hands.".
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "yes!".
*Demonesss joins hands
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard exclaims "Wait, there was the time he
offered to marry me!!!".
*Kitty the high-priestess asks "firedemon, do you take demoness to be your
lawfully wedded wife; to have and to hold from this day forward, for richer
for poorer, in prosperity or adversity, to love and to cherish, so long as
you both may live?".
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard says "Oh sorry, wrong wedding".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard grins.
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard blushes.
*Zordell the delirious warrior grins.
*say HELL YES I DO
Firedemon the sorcerer says "HELL YES I DO".
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) has just arrived.
*Zordell the delirious warrior has given Vordai the necromancess (Player of
the Month) a great big hug!
*blame vordai
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer blames Vordai the necromancess (Player of the
Month).
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "oi!".
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) has given Zordell the
delirious warrior a great big hug!
*Nemesis the hero says "my leg is a bit damp from firedemon....can i use
your dress to clean it up?".
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "SIT!".
*Kitty the high-priestess asks "demoness, do you take firedemon to be your
lawfully wedded husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for
richer for poorer, in prosperity or adversity, to love and to cherish, so
long as you both may live?".
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "I DO!!!".
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) smiles.
*baem
I don't know the word "baem".
Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard cries.
*Kitty the high-priestess looks quickly at Hawumph the onomatopoeic
arch-wizard.
*Laura the warlock thinks, Richard's wedding questions were funnier.
*beam
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer beams.
*Zordell hands out tissues
*Kitty the high-priestess says "May I have the rings please, and join all
your hands together.".
*Nemesis the hero says "should have gotten married in vegas....even with the
flight it would have been faster".
*act grabs nems hand
You act as if Firedemon grabs nems hand
*Zordell grabs lauras hand
*Kitty the high-priestess says "Repeat after me:".
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard says "After me".
*ask who
Firedemon the sorcerer asks "who".
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard says "oops".
*Raul smiles.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "I firedemon, take you demoness to be my
wife. I promise you love, honor and respect; to be faithful to you, and not
to forsake you, until death us do part.".
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be sighs.
*Nemesis the hero says "i firedemon, take you demoness".
*Nemesis the hero says "oops".
*Flying by is a firefly. 
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard laughs.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard trys not to die with laugher!!
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard tickles Sabretooth the ice-age wizard.
Sabretooth the ice-age wizard laughs.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard cackles.
*Gestur the jovial sorcerer waits.
*Kitty the high-priestess has given you the sapphire ring.
*Nemesis the hero says "jeez type faster fd".
*Suddenly, you hear a blow, as Sabretooth the ice-age wizard gives Zordell
the delirious warrior a painful slap!
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard smiles.
*Kitty the high-priestess looks quickly at you.
*Nemesis the hero looks at you.
*say i firedemon take you demoness to be my wife i promise you love honer and
repect to be faithell to you and not to forsake you untill death do us part
Firedemon the sorcerer says "i firedemon take you demoness to be my wife i
promise you love honer and repect to be faithell to you and not to forsake
you untill death do us part".
*Laura the warlock asks "Faithell?".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard eyes Zordell the delirious warrior.
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) smiles.
*Hawumph the onomatopoeic arch-wizard says "Close enough".
*say soz about typos
Firedemon the sorcerer says "soz about typos".
*Nemesis the hero puts on the sapphire ring.
*Nemesis the hero cheers.
*Zordell the delirious warrior claps.
*steal ring f nemesis
Nemesis the hero doesn't notice your unsuccessful attempt to steal his
sapphire ring...
*Laura the warlock laughs.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard grins.
*The firefly flies away.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "Repeat after me:".
*cry
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer cries.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard says "sod it lets get married laura, im in da
mood".
*Kitty the high-priestess says "I demoness, take you firedemon to be my
husband. I promise you love, honor and respect; to be faithful to you, and
not to forsake you, until death us do part.".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard has given Laura the warlock a great big kiss!
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard grins.
*Laura the warlock says "Sabretooth, I don't think Kitty would like that.".
*act really wants to laugh
You act as if Firedemon really wants to laugh
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "I demonesss, take u
firedemon to be my husband. i promise you love honour and respect, to b
faithful to u and not to forsake you untill death do us part".
*Laura the warlock grins.
*Nemesis the hero has just been sick...
*Zordell the delirious warrior says "kitty wont mind. shes got me.".
*Kitty the high-priestess laughs.
*Flying by is a firefly. 
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard grins.
*drool
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer drools.
*Kitty stops
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) smiles.
*g ff
Firefly taken.
*dr ff
Firefly dropped.
*The firefly has woken up!
The firefly flies away.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard says "thats ok i can handle two".
*Laura feels sorry for the poor firefly.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard hides.
*Clouds are gathering overhead.
*say sabre u pimp
Firedemon the sorcerer says "sabre u pimp".
*Kitty the high-priestess tells you "give ur ring to demonesss and tell her
t wear t".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard laughs.
*give ring f demonesss
I don't know to what "ring" you're referring.
*Zordell the delirious warrior whispers "this is a church! dont say "pimp"".
*i
You are carrying the following:
 nothing.
*Laura the warlock laughs, out loud.
*re i dont have a ring
You tell your listeners "i dont have a ring".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard smiles.
*Gestur looks at the clouds hovering just below the ceiling.
*Raul laughs.
*i
You are carrying the following:
 nothing.
*act needs a ring
You act as if Firedemon needs a ring
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard waits.
*Kitty the high-priestess looks quickly at you.
*i
You are carrying the following:
 nothing.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard has given you the ring.
*It has started to rain.
*Kitty the high-priestess has given you the sapphire ring.
*Gestur the jovial sorcerer chuckles.
*Demonesss gives firedemon the ring
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) smiles.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard says "oops".
*give ring f demonesss
Ring given to Demonesss.
Sapphire ring given to Demonesss.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard laughs.
*demonesss wear sapphire ring
You tell your listeners "wear sapphire ring".
*Flying by is a firefly. 
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "ooh two! and one my
birth stone".
*act beats up sabre
You act as if Firedemon beats up sabre
*k ff
Fighting is disallowed at the moment, sorry.
*Laura the warlock thinks, this is getting just a bit silly.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be puts on the sapphire ring.
*Nemesis the hero says "this is a catholic church ...anything goes".
*Zordell the delirious warrior laughs.
*say plz get rid of that ff
Firedemon the sorcerer says "plz get rid of that ff".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard waits.
*Zordell the delirious warrior has picked up the firefly.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be sighs.
*Hovering before you is Eros, wearing a blindfold. 
Eros pulls his bow and shoots Zordell the delirious warrior!
Eros pulls his bow and shoots Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month)!
Eros gives a satisfied smile, and flies away.
*Zordell the delirious warrior has given Vordai the necromancess (Player of
the Month) a great big snog!
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) has given Zordell the
delirious warrior a great big kiss!
*Kitty the high-priestess asks "demoness u not repeated after me?".
*say no makeing out plz
Firedemon the sorcerer says "no makeing out plz".
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) grins.
*Laura the warlock says "Yet.".
*say she did
Firedemon the sorcerer says "she did".
*wonder
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer wonders.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "i did!!!!!!!".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard says "ok next".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard laughs.
*Nemesis gets out the shotgun
*Gestur gets on with Wheel of Time, book 7.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "From this day forward, may you live together
in peace; may you grow each day in understanding and compassion. When you
are apart, may you return to one another in togetherness.".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard chuckles.
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) cries.
*Nemesis the hero says "god the wheel of ime is shorter".
*Zordell the delirious warrior sniffles.
*agree f kitty
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer agrees, f kitty
*Kitty the high-priestess says "Because you two came here today intending to
marry. Because you joined hands and made solemn vows, and exchanged rings to
remind you of those vows, and you are now joined as partners in mutual love
and respect:".
*Zordell the delirious warrior roars.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be smiles.
*Kitty the high-priestess says "You may now kiss each other...".".
*i
You are carrying the following:
 nothing.
*act doesent have a ring
You act as if Firedemon doesent have a ring
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be gives you a great big kiss!
(Persona saved on +41 = 13,191).
*Nemesis the hero laughs.
*Gestur the jovial sorcerer looks quickly at you.
*Kitty the high-priestess moans.
*Zordell the delirious warrior claps.
*Raul claps.
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) cheers.
*lol
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer laughs, out loud.
*Zordell the delirious warrior applauds.
*Nemesis the hero has given Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be
a great big kiss!
*Kitty the high-priestess says "demoness give fd the ring2 lol".
*Zordell the delirious warrior says "well done kitty".
*Nemesis the hero says "oops".
*Laura the warlock laughs, out loud.
*Gestur the jovial sorcerer cheers.
*Zordell the delirious warrior says "congrats fd and demonesss".
*rofl
OK, Firedemon the sorcerer rolls on the floor, laughing.
*i
You are carrying the following:
 nothing.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be has given you the ring.
*Zordell the delirious warrior has given Kitty the high-priestess a great
big hug!
*act still needs a ring
You act as if Firedemon still needs a ring
*Gestur the jovial sorcerer exclaims "You look quite married!".
*Kitty the high-priestess claps.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be smiles.
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) exclaims "Congrats guys!".
*Nemesis the hero says "i lifted it".
*Zordell the delirious warrior says "right. lets get pished.".
*Nemesis the hero says "looks like kitty got married".
*say thanks
Firedemon the sorcerer says "thanks".
*Vordai the necromancess (Player of the Month) cheers.
*Kitty the high-priestess laughs.
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard nods.
*Demonesss the sorceress and blushing bride to be says "im not bride to be
anymore!!!!".
*Sabretooth the ice-age wizard slurps.
*Nemesis the hero glances around.
*Nemesis the hero has just left.
*Nemesis the hero has just arrived.
*say any1 up for getting pissed
Firedemon the sorcerer says "any1 up for getting pissed".

Since his marriage Firedemon had this to say:

"hey all thanks for showing up on such short notice thanks to the archs and foddy o course and karya and thankyou hawumph and a bug hug goes to kitty who played the role as priest and thanks to sabre for nicking my underwear asusall well i had a blast and i hope thoose who showed up had a nice time just gotta get married in RL now but damn i gotta wear a real suit and i HATE suits and i hopw my RL is laff aswell with players makeing jokes and coughing ect thanks again to all of you, your all good pals oh and zordy made it i was dead proud of that and silly i will scold u later when i see ya well tanks again i bet ya all thinking shut up u demon peice of (****) ok ill shut up thanks again."


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