Muddled Times
Issue:Issue 22, June 2003
Section:Interviews
Author:Sonic

Finally! What you've all been waiting for.
An interview with the basilisk! (If a very quick one!)

By Sonic the blue.


Sonic the blue says "I've always wanted to interview you, Mr. Bas, old buddy old pal; there are so many questions I'd like to ask you. But I'll start off by introducing myself ...".
Sonic the blue exclaims "I'm Sonic, I've been playing since 1999, I'm blue, with spiky hair etc, I'm sure you've heard of me!".
The basilisk says "Yes, I've heard of you Sonic, you're that ugly one who always steals things from my house!".
Sonic the blue says "Yes ... That would be the one, I'm sure.".
Sonic the blue asks "So ... I'd like to ask you, what is your first name Mr. Basilisk?".
The basilisk says "Well, you're getting it all wrong, first name Bas, second name, Ilisk. People have been getting my name wrong since the beginning!".
Sonic the blue asks "Oh right, sorry B, it's ok if I call you B isn't it?".
The basilisk groans "I suppose so".
Sonic the blue says "Ok! On to my next question, how did you actually get so ugly? (No offence B, but you must admit, you are quite horrendous!)".
The basilisk grimaces.
The basilisk says "Hmm ... I can't quite remember the exact date, but it was long, long ago. Back before you were around, sonny. I was minding my own business, trotting around my house endlessly (as usual) when I heard a key grate in the lock and the front door swing right open!
The basilisk says "The rays of sunlight beamed through the door onto my face, not being used to the sunlight as I'd never left my cosy 6 rooms before, I was sunburned very badly on my face, and my skin is always dry and flaky now! If only there was some Nivea skin moisturizer in MUD2!".
Sonic the blue asks "Oh dear ... That sounds quite terrible, and what exactly are you doing, living in a clock all by yourself?".
The basilisk replies "Well, that's none of your business is it really?!".
Sonic the blue says "Touchy! Please, let's keep the peace just this once for the interview, fans of Muddled Times all over The Land will be reading this!".
The basilisk exclaims "Hmm. Ok, but next time you see me it won't be pretty!".
The basilisk chuckles.
Sonic the blue says "Saying that, I seem to have run out of questions! How unfortunate .".
The basilisk says "Thank god for that, you were beginning to annoy me!".
Sonic the blue exclaims "Oi! Watch it!".
Sonic the blue says "Well, I'll leave it at that. See you around B! (erm, wait a minute, no I won't!).".
The basilisk waves.


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