Crazyfool's Column

It's been a mad few months. I thought I was a big man and decided to start my own site. However after Karya's thugs trashed my modem and broke my sister's legs I decided to shut down my site and transfer my writing "skills" to here. Now everyone's happy and my pets are safe and well. OK. Firstly Billygoat has made wiz. What a dick. You stop playing for a few weeks and your mate goes and gets you drunk and forces you to play badly ... yeah ... Anyway. Did I mention that I met Billygoat and well ... it all went wrong. He was shouting about catheters and I didn't do it, OK. I can see what's gonna happen. It's like everything else. I start doing sommet and everyone thinks I'm stupid. Two years later it's cool.

But hey, this aint a rant and I'm not Jericho. Wait ... no I'm not. Mike WAS back. Yes, the mechanical-man Mike made much mayhem on mud. He swiftly made friends with all the other highlifes such as Dirk and ... erm ... me ... and died a lot. Now he's gone. He thinks he can just quit like that? Well. We know where you live Mike and Dr Bartle will be round soon, and he will ... let down the tyres on your bike, urinate in the gas tank and leave faeces on your saddle and handlebars! Then we will see who the best player is! Heh!?!?

Zordell seems to be hanging around the team room like ones of Joey's classic silent but deadlies. But she's a lot nicer smelling and is a better driver. Just. She's back and has spoken to me. Shes proof that I was popular once. Serenety however has disappeared. Gone. Vammooose! Last time we spoke she said she was getting married ... to ... oh ... I don't know ..... Po? Oh no, now I'm thinking about Po, Serenety and Seamus together ...

I must stop being so lewd. Karya's got a nice site going and I'm lowering the tone ... again! Anyway, I'm going now. Remember ... I am ... Crazyfool ... and I probably wont get past yeoman. I wish someone would make yeoman a more attractive level, like spells you can only use at yeoman. I demand that someone make yeoman sommet to be proud of. God bless you yeomans out there!!

Crazyfool